givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

(via superpancake)

fyeah-haroldlloyd:

Harold Lloyd (April 20th, 1893 - March 8th, 1971) and Mildred Davis - Detail from a lobby card for “From Hand To Mouth” (1919)

(via mothgirlwings)

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

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magicallydegenerate:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

(via h0td0gwater)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via tangarang)